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SPECIAL MEMO FROM THE OFFICE OF CEO DOUGLAS REYNHOLM
Dear Reynholm Industries Family,
I have just made a fabulous discovery. This fabulous site called Twitter! I found it because a number of the porn stars I follow on FriendFace are on it! Apparently, you can write messages that are only 140 characters each. That’s good for me because 150 characters would be like War and Peace for me!
Its also a great way for me to keep up with friends (Girls on 7, Hef, ex wives, porksmith, RealLovejoy, celeb chefs, my Star Trek porn co-stars), enemies (Legal and HR), rivals (Lord Sugar), and sexy co-workers (Girls on 7 again) and others (IT Dept). I’ll also know what bars to “pop by” after a quick perusal of employee twitter accounts.
So, as CEO and Head Honcho of Reynholm Industries it is now mandatory to follow me on Twitter. My handle (thats what the shaggy Irishman in IT who set it up said its called) is @DReynholmCEO.
So add me/friend me/ follow me, etc. I will be adding some of my best words of wisdom as its easy to fit them in 140 characters. Alaina is trying to help me set up a sexy photo of myself for the page. While my special assistant Sami will help me with the posts! @DReynholmCEO where there will be fun, a bit of sexy and various appearances by Big Douglas!!! Alaina says I shouldnt post Big Douglas. I thought she meant he wouldnt fit on a full screen but I think she feels people will be offended. Big Douglas is very popular with the ladies so he has to make a appearance! Anyway, follow me on Twitter! Alaina will be working me still in putting posts here on Tumblr as well. We are looking forward to a Reynholm Industries Picnic and Midsummers Night Dream Party in July, just like at the Playboy Mansion. So stay tuned!
Presidentially yours!
Douglas

SPECIAL MEMO FROM THE OFFICE OF CEO DOUGLAS REYNHOLM

Dear Reynholm Industries Family,

I have just made a fabulous discovery. This fabulous site called Twitter! I found it because a number of the porn stars I follow on FriendFace are on it! Apparently, you can write messages that are only 140 characters each. That’s good for me because 150 characters would be like War and Peace for me!

Its also a great way for me to keep up with friends (Girls on 7, Hef, ex wives, porksmith, RealLovejoy, celeb chefs, my Star Trek porn co-stars), enemies (Legal and HR), rivals (Lord Sugar), and sexy co-workers (Girls on 7 again) and others (IT Dept). I’ll also know what bars to “pop by” after a quick perusal of employee twitter accounts.

So, as CEO and Head Honcho of Reynholm Industries it is now mandatory to follow me on Twitter. My handle (thats what the shaggy Irishman in IT who set it up said its called) is @DReynholmCEO.

So add me/friend me/ follow me, etc. I will be adding some of my best words of wisdom as its easy to fit them in 140 characters. Alaina is trying to help me set up a sexy photo of myself for the page. While my special assistant Sami will help me with the posts! @DReynholmCEO where there will be fun, a bit of sexy and various appearances by Big Douglas!!! Alaina says I shouldnt post Big Douglas. I thought she meant he wouldnt fit on a full screen but I think she feels people will be offended. Big Douglas is very popular with the ladies so he has to make a appearance! Anyway, follow me on Twitter! Alaina will be working me still in putting posts here on Tumblr as well. We are looking forward to a Reynholm Industries Picnic and Midsummers Night Dream Party in July, just like at the Playboy Mansion. So stay tuned!

Presidentially yours!

Douglas